OKAY...HERE'S THE DEAL.. I'M ALREADY TAKIN' A LOTTA FLAK FOR CALLING THIS ILL-CONCEIVED BASTARD CHILD O' MINE A NOVEL, SO LET'S SEE IF WE CAN'T CLEAR THAT UP RIGHT HERE AND NOW, SHALL WE?...
"RUB TWO FISH..." is a Bozonic experiment in contemporary literature, although, most likely, an ill-fated one at that . It is in fact, being published as it is being written, one ludicrous, dumbass chapter at a time, right here on this website (the first two chapters were previously "published" via an email subscriber list). I don't know what the characters are going to achieve. I don't yet know where the myriad twists and turns in its so far all-too-sketchy plot will take us. I've not a freakin' clue if, when, and how this dodgy, truculent beast will resolve itself or for that matter if it in fact ever even will; Actually, it's quite beside the point anyway! So there!

So please understand (or not) that this is primarily an endeavour to exploit nakedbumpy artistic process, approached in much the same way that I build my infernal ASSEMBLOID creations; a sloppygloppy painting of myself into multiple corners as it were, just to see what wil happen (After all, as my sister Nicki has often said, "Depravity is in fact, it's own reward!!!"). I invite you all to come along for the ride with the caveat that there are absolutely "No Refunds" on your expectations, okay? I will welcome your input and commentary, so feel free to speak up! In any case, I trust there will be something to amaze, amuse and offend nearly everyone! With that said, let's let this cranky little Neo-Dada-Postmodern travesty begin....